Seeing as how supporting democrats has done little to improve the lives of black people in America, the obvious answer is that they would be better served by voting for republicahaaah hahahah ahahahahah haaa hahahahaahahahahah haaa hahahahaahahahahah haaa hahahahaahahahahah haaa hahahahahaaahahahah ahahahahah haaa hahahahaahahahahah haaa hahahahaahahahahah haaa hahahahaahahahahah haaa hahahaha
*wipes tear from eye, catches breath*
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Exactly, so vote Libertarian
stop my sides still hurt from that first outburst of laughter i can’t take any more
we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it
Kinda feel bad for poor Americans now. A bit like the asshole kid who you realise is only acting like that cuz their parents are cruel and neglectful.
That’s painfully accurate.
petition for the next companion to not be a white girl in her 20s who crushes on the Doctor
petition for the next companion to be a grumpy chinese-american grandma who complains about plot-holes and knits the doctor horrific time-travel-themed sweaters to wear when she thinks it’s cold out (most of the time)
reblogging because this is the best idea ever
but actually fuck the avenger’s tower
how about the captain america tower? or the captain america reasonably-priced penthouse??
it starts at sam’s house, when they’ve finally managed to corral bucky into coming back. nat is already waiting for them, a peaceful smile on her face like she’s found the secrets of the universe and wouldn’t be sharing with anyone anytime soon.
then puppy pile, for minimum 48 hours
"we really need a bigger place," bucky says, and everyone’s so surprised that it was him who suggested it that there’s no thought of protest
they get an unobtrusive little brownstone in an easily-defensible location. and they get a great price on it bc nat and steve pose as the straight white couple of any landlord’s dream, but SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS POLYGAMOUS BISEXUAL INTERRACIAL COMMUNE MOVING IN
there’s a chore wheel and mandatory therapy for bucky and some actual happiness k
and they fight crime or whatever
I try to walk the road of Judaism. Embedded in that road there are many jewels. One is marked ‘Sabbath’ and one ‘Civil Rights’ and one ‘Kashruth’ and one ‘Honor Your Parents’ and one ‘You Shall Be Holy.’ There are at least 613 of them and they are different shapes and sizes and weights. Some are light and easy for me to pick up, and I pick them up. Some are too deeply embedded for me, so far at least, though I get a little stronger by trying to extricate the jewels as I walk the street. Some, perhaps, I shall never be able to pick up. I believe that God expects me to keep on walking Judaism Street and to carry away whatever I can of its commandments. I do not believe that God expects me to lift what I cannot, nor may I condemn my fellow Jew who may not be able to pick up even as much as I can.
Rav Arnold Jacob Wolfmermaideleh)
YES this is SO important to me(via suttonbosster)